Dear Mr. Trump,
I appreciate you are busy brokering peace, so I'll keep this short as there is little to explain to you.
If there is a war, can you bomb Europe please?
May and Merkel have ruined what used to be a beautiful continent full of interesting places and people with various cultural histories. Now, it is just a bin of Muslim hell that we cannot cleanse. By sparing a bomb for your longest standing ally, you will get our great thanks.
A concerned UK.